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24 Earth Puns to Make Your Day!


Have a moment of laughter reading these absolutely hilarious, whacky puns of Earth!

  1. May the forest be with you

  2. Shout out to planet Earth — you keep me grounded.

  3. I am becoming a big fan of wind farms.

  4. Go short tree, it’s your Earth day.

  5. Pangeacakes for breakfast on Earth Day!

  6. For what it’s Earth…

  7. Why do we only celebrate Earth Day once a year, when we celebrate Sun-day once a week?

  8. Atoms make up everything.

  9. There is no planet B.

  10. This planet means the world to me.

  11. A rise in Mercury sometimes Mars life on Earth, how else would nature planet?

  12. Happy bEARTHday, I hope your celebration is out of this world!

  13. I don’t want to trash talk, but if you don’t recycle, you’re a waste.

  14. Peas on Earth.

  15. I love you to the moon and back.

  16. Live, laugh, lava.

  17. Thanks Earth, you rock!

  18. The Earth is a really space-cial place.

  19. I’m wearing green today on porpoise, I planet for Earth Day.

  20. The Earth is so cultured and very well-rounded.

  21. Some Earth Day puns are really TERRAble.

  22. Beleaf it or not, plants have feelings.

  23. Don’t let Earth Day be anticlimactic, do something astronomical.

  24. I don’t want to be too sappy, but I just really want to say I lava you and you bean a lot to me.


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